![]() 08/28/2017 at 10:47 • Filed to: Wondering what crafted dark berry means | ![]() | ![]() |
It’s way better than regular Mountian Dew.
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It’s way better than regular Mountian Dew.
That’s a low bar.
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I like that one. The apple one is garbage, though.
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What the heck is crafted dark berry?
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The pee you take after Mountain Dew is likely a better drink.
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You don’t know?
Where have you been, man? ;)
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Hey, that rock has given me perfect shelter for years!
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As far as I can tell, it’s “something like red grape which in no way tastes like artificial grape, which is surprising”.
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Huh, intriguing
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It is pretty smooth. Although, I wish it came in a bottle instead of a can.
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It was the label that drew me in. Yeah, I’m superficial.
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Agreed. But my wife likes the stuff, so I try to not step on her tastes.
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The apple is in the fridge waiting for the next taste test.
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I see what you did there.
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We were wondering the same. Probably some reference to the marvels of synthetic food chemistry?
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The one in the white can is a nice citrus flavor.
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Judging by the can I’m guessing crafted dark berry is a pair of liquified Ed Hardy jeans with a dash of tribal armband tattoo. Or they could have just infused it with dark berry vape smoke.
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That would be pretty crafty.
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We’ll try it next.
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I wish they’d bring back the lime flavour.
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I thought that’s what the original was supposed to be?
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Distortion. I think that’s the one I’m thinking of.
A few years back, a friend and I went on a road trip down the California coast line. 7,600 km in 9 days. I’m pretty sure it could have been sponsored by Mt. Dew, with the amount of it that I drank. I thought they only made that flavour that summer. I’ve never seen it for sale up here in Canada.
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Never seen it. My wife got through residency and most of fellowship mainlining the regular stuff. All the other house officers survived on coffee, but she hates coffee.
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This is an aside, but when I go hiking and accidentally step in something on the trail, I find that horseshit is a lot easier to clean off my shoes than dogshit, but at the end of the day it’s still shit I wish I hadn’t stepped in.
ETA: somehow this double-posted with my post down below. Edited back to its original glory.
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Probably better for you, too.
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Not hard to do.
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I’ve had that, it’s actually pretty good (though I like most mountain dew flavors)
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Usually I think regular MD is too sticky sweet more my taste, but this stuff is pretty good. I think I like it for the little bit of tartness from the cherry. I also think it could mix well with vodka.
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I think they only made it that one summer, and haven’t made it since then.